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List of 1 liners | one liners starting with M M Make crime pay, become a lawyer. - Will Rogers Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot. Make no judgments where you have no compassion. - Anne McCaffrey Make your life a mission, not an intermission. - Arnold Glasgow Making enemies out of friends is easy. Making friends … [Read more...]
Visualizing Alcohol Use What percentage of the U.S. drinks regularly? What about teenagers? What about college students? How much alcohol is in that drink? Get answers to these questions and more below Interesting info via phlebotomist.net … [Read more...]
Crazy, Bizarre, Funny Pictures ^ At least it's not the ocean ^ When you can't find a baby sitter ... just bring your kid to the bar, they don't stay up that late anyway ^ That's a pretty big join ^ Cheers! ^ Great timing ^ Find anything interesting? ^ Talk about parallel universe, but they're best … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with L. L Language is the dress of thought. (Johnson) Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it! Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up. Laughter is like changing a baby's diaper. It doesn't permanently solve any problems, but it makes … [Read more...]
Trashed Chicks ^ This chick got skillz, now all she has to do is work on her tolerance ^ This is what happens when you don't got skillz ... nor tolerance ^ Not quite a bed, but it will do for this wasted chick ^ Some might argue that this is a better pass out spot than the trashcan ^ What a way to end the night … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with K. K Karl Marx's Mother: If Karl, instead of writing a lot about capital, had made a lot of it ... it would have been much better. Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too, can become great. (Mark … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with J. J Jesus accepts you the way you are, but loves you too much to leave you that way. (Lee Venden) Jesus did not come to make God's love possible, but to make God's love visible. Jesus is the man God intended all humans to be. (D.L. Dykes) Jesus paid a debt he didn't owe because we had a debt … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with I. I I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met. I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry. I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh; … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with H. H Habit is a cable; we spin a thread of it every day and at last we can not break it. Half of the world's misery comes from ignorance. The other half comes from intelligence. (Bonar Thompson) Handicapped is not helpless. Handle yourself using your brain but handle others with your … [Read more...]
15 Interestingly crazy things you didn't know about space … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with G. G Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something. Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet) Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness... That gets better. Give according to your income, lest God will … [Read more...]
Funny, Bizarre, Crazy Pictures ^ Not only do her parenting skills suck, but if you can't control your kids on a leash... then it's a fail ^ Haha, this is pretty terrible ^ What an unfortunate way to get busted ^ Self-explanatory "perception" test ^ It sure is a good idea, not sure if it looks like one haha ^ … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with F. F Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored. (Aldous Huxley) Failure is nature's plan to prepare you for great responsibilities. (Napolean Hill) Failure is no more fatal than success is permanent. Failure is opportunity in disguise. Failure is the only opportunity to begin … [Read more...]
List of 1 liners | one liners starting with E. E Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise. Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. - Anamaniacs Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. - Greek … [Read more...]
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