50 Funny, Bizzare and Creative Tombstones

 

Have the courage to live, anyone can die. – Robert Cody

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that. – George Carlin

I am really not dead, don't believe these American lies

assman tombstone

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go

 

He was a good husband, wonderful father, but a bad electrician

 

Never killed a man that did not need killing

 

Biker tombstone, I wonder what killed him?

 

Butt brothers

 

bye tombstone

 

Calling God, brb

 

Got caught cheating tombstone

 

dickey tombstone

 

You were our pride and joy till that oriental kid asked to wok our dog

 

dumbfart tombstone

faults I may have, but being wrong is not one of them

Follow me at your own risk

 

fuchs tombstone

fucker tombstone

 

fuck you ecription tombstone

 

genius tombstone

 

hammers boner tombstone

 

hardin long tombstone

 

his cock tombstone, where is the rest of him?

Two things I love most; good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle, so I can rest in peace between two things I love the most

 

i knew this would happen tombstone

 

i see dumb people tombstone

I told you I was sick tombstone

 

I told you I was sick tombstone

 

i will not be back after this message tombstone

 

im with stupid tombstone

 

it is me tombstone

 

kaput tombstone

 

lord tombstone

 

middle finger tombstone

 

moore butts tombstone

 

ok suk whang tombstone

 

pancake tombstone

 

rock on stage tombstone

 

santa claus tombstone

 

stoner tombstone

 

thats all folks tombstone

 

that's right bitches tombstone

 

the ultimate it computer desk tombstone

 

found waldo tombstone

 

hail weed tombstone

 

weird tombstone

 

well this sucks tombstone

 

scrabble word puzzle tombstone

 

worlds greatest electrician tombstone

 

wrong pedal tombstone

 

youll be next tombstone

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  • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

    "I told you I was sick" … funny!

  • Kharie

    You really spend your time taking different creations and styles of the tombstones. Great!
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      Thanks, I'm glad you liked this post Kharie!

  • http://bloggersmarket.com Jeffrey Morgan

    You remember the tombstone in the Movie "Tombstone" about Lester Moore who was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
    Here lies Lester Moore
    Four slugs from a .44
    No Less No More.
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      Kinda … but I just Googled it to refresh, that's a solid reference. great stuff.

  • http://fearfully-n-wonderfullymade.com/blog Rachel Lavern

    Some of these tombstones are really funny. You have given me an idea to write something amusing on my blog occasionally. Thanks.
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      Yeah, some of these are definitely out there. Thanks for checking out this post Rachel. You never know what may spike an interesting thought. Nevertheless, they are really funny.

  • http://www.howtobecomemedicalassistant.com/ Lynn Sanders

    If all tombstones were like this, i would probably enjoy visiting the cemetery more :))
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      You make a valid point!

  • http://www.wonderoftech.com Carolyn

    Okay, I'm weird, but I love this stuff. This was a riot and, yes, I enjoy visiting cemeteries. I visited one on vacation, but it was because of the Titanic victims buried there. Very moving.

    I just told my husband that if I died anytime soon, I wanted to have a QR code on my tombstone that sends people to my blog.

    Thanks for the great post, Vitaly. I'm off to send this to my weird friends. Luckily, I have plenty. :-)
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      I'm glad you enjoyed these crazy and some intriguing tombstones Carolyn.

      I remember watching an interview with Charlie Sheen a while ago, and they asked him what his tombstone would say … and his reply was "charliesheen.com".

      And actually today I was talking to one of my friends about it and he mentioned QR code on the tombstone … anyway, that's brilliant and great minds think alike.

      Glad you liked this and I don't mind you sharing it with your "weird" friends either =)

  • http://www.johnboats.org Kerri

    These are hilarious. Are they for real? Where do you find all these?
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      Ohh they are for real! Yeah I like the Twitter one (follow me at your own risk). They were salvaged from all over the internet and put into one post.

  • http://www.youtube.com/user/ClaxtonEngineering Jam

    I had a good laugh! LOL I never thought these exists. ^^ Totally bizarre indeed. I'm wondering if they put it in their last will or people around them were just really having fun with their tombstones.
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      Yeah, those are good questions … but you know we all have different opinions on death. Out of billions of dead people … I guess these are the ones with some humor! I'm sure there are tons more.

  • http://adriennesmith.net Adrienne

    OMG Vitaly, those are hilarious. Gave me a darn good laugh today! Loved them… Thanks…
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  • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

    I'm glad you had a great laugh at those tombstones Adrienne! Thank you for your share, tweet and comment.

  • http://www.asparkstarts.com Frank

    This just made my day. These wer absolutely hilarious. I almost fell out of my chair at my desk. I send it to my entire team to review. Good stuff.
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  • http://ind.bajaca.nl Luanna

    Lol some of them are very funny. Although. some were very harsh.. Thanks for sharing anyways!
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    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      Haha, not a problem!

  • http://www.auto-power-girl.com/car-games/ Carla

    It was so funny to read this article, I enjoyed it. In my country we have a cemetery "The happy cemetery" where all the tombstones have really funny messages. Instead of being creepy to visit it, is kinda fun.

    • http://mytimemattersblog.com Vitaly Tennant

      That's real interesting, thanks for sharing Carla.

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  • http://www.techdesighn.com/ AhsanulKarim

    wow…funny & peculiar tombstone. At first, I thought these are not real but now I understand all are real :)

    • http://vitalyvt.com/ vitalyvt

       @AhsanulKarim Indeed, although I think a few of them could be fake.

  • LegacyHeadstones

    These are great! The one with the little boy and the Santa Claus gravestone is hilarious!

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