50 Funny, Bizzare and Creative Tombstones

Have the courage to live, anyone can die. – Robert Cody

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that. – George Carlin

I am really not dead, don't believe these American lies

assman tombstone

Here lies an atheist, all dressed up and nowhere to go


He was a good husband, wonderful father, but a bad electrician


Never killed a man that did not need killing


Biker tombstone, I wonder what killed him?


Butt brothers


bye tombstone


Calling God, brb


Got caught cheating tombstone


dickey tombstone


You were our pride and joy till that oriental kid asked to wok our dog


dumbfart tombstone

faults I may have, but being wrong is not one of them

Follow me at your own risk


fuchs tombstone

fucker tombstone


fuck you ecription tombstone


genius tombstone


hammers boner tombstone


hardin long tombstone


his cock tombstone, where is the rest of him?

Two things I love most; good horses and beautiful women, and when I die I hope they tan this old hide of mine and make it into a ladies riding saddle, so I can rest in peace between two things I love the most


i knew this would happen tombstone


i see dumb people tombstone

I told you I was sick tombstone


I told you I was sick tombstone


i will not be back after this message tombstone


im with stupid tombstone


it is me tombstone


kaput tombstone


lord tombstone


middle finger tombstone


moore butts tombstone


ok suk whang tombstone


pancake tombstone


rock on stage tombstone


santa claus tombstone


stoner tombstone


thats all folks tombstone


that's right bitches tombstone


the ultimate it computer desk tombstone


found waldo tombstone


hail weed tombstone


weird tombstone


well this sucks tombstone


scrabble word puzzle tombstone


worlds greatest electrician tombstone


wrong pedal tombstone


youll be next tombstone


  1. "I told you I was sick" … funny!

  2. You really spend your time taking different creations and styles of the tombstones. Great!
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  3. You remember the tombstone in the Movie "Tombstone" about Lester Moore who was a Wells, Fargo Co. station agent for Naco, Arizona in the cowboy days of the 1880's. He's buried in the Boot Hill Cemetery in Tombstone, Arizona:
    Here lies Lester Moore
    Four slugs from a .44
    No Less No More.
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  4. Some of these tombstones are really funny. You have given me an idea to write something amusing on my blog occasionally. Thanks.
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    • Yeah, some of these are definitely out there. Thanks for checking out this post Rachel. You never know what may spike an interesting thought. Nevertheless, they are really funny.

  5. If all tombstones were like this, i would probably enjoy visiting the cemetery more :))
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  6. Okay, I'm weird, but I love this stuff. This was a riot and, yes, I enjoy visiting cemeteries. I visited one on vacation, but it was because of the Titanic victims buried there. Very moving.

    I just told my husband that if I died anytime soon, I wanted to have a QR code on my tombstone that sends people to my blog.

    Thanks for the great post, Vitaly. I'm off to send this to my weird friends. Luckily, I have plenty. :-)
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    • I'm glad you enjoyed these crazy and some intriguing tombstones Carolyn.

      I remember watching an interview with Charlie Sheen a while ago, and they asked him what his tombstone would say … and his reply was "charliesheen.com".

      And actually today I was talking to one of my friends about it and he mentioned QR code on the tombstone … anyway, that's brilliant and great minds think alike.

      Glad you liked this and I don't mind you sharing it with your "weird" friends either =)

  7. These are hilarious. Are they for real? Where do you find all these?
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  8. I had a good laugh! LOL I never thought these exists. ^^ Totally bizarre indeed. I'm wondering if they put it in their last will or people around them were just really having fun with their tombstones.
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    • Yeah, those are good questions … but you know we all have different opinions on death. Out of billions of dead people … I guess these are the ones with some humor! I'm sure there are tons more.

  9. OMG Vitaly, those are hilarious. Gave me a darn good laugh today! Loved them… Thanks…
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  10. I'm glad you had a great laugh at those tombstones Adrienne! Thank you for your share, tweet and comment.

  11. This just made my day. These wer absolutely hilarious. I almost fell out of my chair at my desk. I send it to my entire team to review. Good stuff.
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  12. Lol some of them are very funny. Although. some were very harsh.. Thanks for sharing anyways!
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  13. It was so funny to read this article, I enjoyed it. In my country we have a cemetery "The happy cemetery" where all the tombstones have really funny messages. Instead of being creepy to visit it, is kinda fun.

  14. Very nice, thanks for sharing.

  15. wow…funny & peculiar tombstone. At first, I thought these are not real but now I understand all are real :)

  16. LegacyHeadstones says:

    These are great! The one with the little boy and the Santa Claus gravestone is hilarious!



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