One Liners – T

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T

  • Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
  • Tact is the ability to tell your boss that he is open-minded when you know he has a hole in his head.
  • Take care of your character and your reputation will take care of itself.
  • Take risks: if you win, you will be happy; if you lose, you will be wise.
  • Take time to deliberate; but when the time for action arrives, stop thinking and go for it. – Andrew Jackson
  • Take time to relax especially when you don’t have time for it. – Sydney J Harris
  • Talent hits the target which no one else can hit; genius hits the target which no one else can see.
  • Talent is useless without training, thank God. – Mark Twain
  • Talk is cheap, barbers give it away free with haircuts.
  • Teachers open the door, but you must enter by yourself. – Chinese proverb
  • TEAM: Together Everyone Achieves More.
  • Tears are the baptism of the soul.
  • Tears will get you sympathy. Sweat will get you results.
  • Teenagers express their burning desires to be different by dressing exactly alike.
  • Teenager with nose rings, baggy clothing and spiked hair to a friend: “I don’t really like dressing this way, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere they go.”
  • Television is bubble gum for the eyes. – Frank Lloyd Wright
  • Television is the single greatest threat to communication and intimacy within a family. You may as well be fifty miles away from the person sitting next to you if you’re both watching television.
  • Television ruins more minds than drugs.
  • Telling the boss what a good worker you are is worth 1%..showing him is worth 96%.
  • Telling the truth and making someone cry is just as bad as telling a lie and making someone smile!
  • Temptation resisted is the true measure of character. – Louis Dega
  • That place is so crowded, nobody goes there anymore. – Yogi Berra
  • That which is acquired without difficulty is dispersed with equal facility.
  • That which was hard to endure is sweet to remember.
  • That which you cannot give away, you don’t possess; it possesses you.
  • The 50-50-90 rule: Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  • The act of giving is more important than the merit of the receiver. – Glenn Kittler
  • The ad in the paper said ‘Big Sale. Last Week.’ Why advertise? I already missed it. They’re just rubbing it in. – Yakov Smirnoff
  • The aim of argument, or of discussion, should not be victory, but progress. – Joseph Joubert
  • The answer to having a better life is not about getting a better life, it’s just about changing how we see the one we have right now. – Angel Kyodo Williams
  • The attitude within is more important than the circumstances without.
  • The axe soon forgets, but the tree always remembers. – Shona saying
  • The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot. – Michael Althsuler
  • The bank of friendship cannot exist for long without deposits.
  • The beginning of anxiety is the end of faith. The beginning of true faith is the end of anxiety.
  • The beloved of the Almighty are the rich who have the humility of the poor, and the poor who have the magnanimity of the rich. – Saadi, (Persian poet)
  • The best bridge between hope and despair is often a good night’s sleep.
  • The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given
  • The best of battles are won on our knees…
  • The best leader is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it. – Theodore Roosevelt
  • The best revenge is a vow to never be like the one who hurt you.
  • The best things in life aren’t things. – Art Buchwald
  • The best time to plant an oak tree is 20 years ago, the next best time is right now!
  • The best way to beat your enemy is to beat him at politeness.
  • The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
  • The best way to have the last word is to apologize.
  • The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
  • The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation.
  • The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people. – G. K. Chesterton
  • The biggest liar you’ll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
  • The biggest man you ever did see once was a baby.
  • The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathway of the strong.
  • The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.
  • The burdens of the world on my back lightens the world not one whit, while removing them greatly decreases my specific gravity.
  • The business of preaching is to comfort the disturbed and to disturb the comfortable.
  • The butterfly counts not months but moments, and has time enough. – Rabindranath Tagore
  • The cheapest gift I have to give is kindness, and it is the best. – Bob Kerry
  • The Chinese word for “crisis” contains two characters. One of them means “opportunity”.
  • The church is looking for better methods. God is looking for better men.
  • The cold absolute truth is much more preferred than a kind and uncertain lie. – Gabe Suico
  • The collapse of character begins with compromise.
  • The Congress is a strange place where people get up and speak, nobody listens, and then everyone disagrees at the top of their lungs.
  • The contented person is never poor. The discontented is never rich.
  • The deepest waters make the least noise. – Guatemalan Proverb
  • The definition of a recession is when your neighbor loses his job.
  • A depression is when you loose yours. – US President Truman
  • The definition of luck is when opportunity meets preparation.
  • The definition of virtue: Insufficient temptation. – George Bernard Shaw
  • The degree of panic is the degree of the lack of personal spiritual experience with God. – Oswald Chambers
  • The desire of knowledge, like the thirst of riches, increases ever with the acquisition of it. – Laurence Sterne
  • The desire of love is to give. The desire of lust is to get.
  • The difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut is about a week.
  • The difference between men and boys … is the price of their toys.
  • The difference between a rebel and a patriot is wether who is in power.
  • The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.
  • The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits. – Einstein
  • The distinction between a manager and a leader is as broad as the distance between control and inspiration.
  • The doctor is not able to operate the notable, because he has no table!
  • The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  • The easiest way to grow up is to surround yourself with people who are smarter than you.
  • The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on forecasters.
  • The envious praise me unknowingly. – Kahlil Gibran
  • The essential sadness is to go through life without loving. But it would be almost equally sad to leave this world without ever telling those you loved that you love them.
  • The eyes of men speak words the tongue cannot pronounce. – Native American proverb
  • The farther backwards you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see. – Winston Churchill
  • The fastest way to find something you’ve lost is to replace it.
  • The fellow who has no money is poor; the fellow who has nothing but money is poorer still.
  • The fellow who is fired with enthusiasm for his work is seldom fired by his boss.
  • The first 90% of project takes 90% of the time, the last 10% takes the other 90% of the time.
  • The first duty of love is to listen. – Tillich
  • The fragrance always stays in the hand that gives the rose. – Hadia Bejar
  • The foundation of relationships is based on the premise of mutual purpose.
  • The funny thing about common sense, it ain’t all that common.
  • The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. – Eleanor Roosevelt
  • The gap between advice and help is very wide.
  • The girl with a future avoids a man with a past. – Evan Esar
  • The glass is not half-empty, it’s just twice as big as it needs to be.
  • The greatest actions of love often got unnoticed.
  • The greatest fool of all is the man who fools himself.
  • The greatest good you can do for another is not just to share your riches, but to reveal to him his own. – Benjamin Disraeli
  • The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
  • The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot. – Walter Bagehut
  • The greatest strength a champion can hold is humility. – Vince Lombard
  • The greatest thing you’ll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
  • The greatest tragedy is when man gives up what he wants most for what he wants now!
  • The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn’t exist.
  • The great lie of the news media: “I am the public”.
  • The great thing in the world is not so much where we stand, as in what direction we are moving. – Holmes
  • The Greek words recorded in the Gospels when Jesus died, translated in English as “It is finished” were the same words used in bills of sale and meant “paid in full. – John Hoh
  • The happiest of people don’t necessarily have the best of everything; They just make the best of everything that comes along their way.
  • The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
  • The heart has reasons which reason does not understand.
  • The heart that loves is always young. – Greek proverb
  • The height of your accomplishments will equal the depth of your convictions. – William F. Scolavino
  • The heights by great men reached and kept were not obtained by sudden flight. But they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night. – Thomas S. Monson
  • The higher we soar, the smaller we appear to those who cannot fly. – Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  • The horn of plenty is usually the one behind you in traffic!
  • The idea is not responsible for the people who believe in it.
  • The important thing is this: to be able at any moment to sacrifice what we are for what we could become.
  • The insane create worlds, the sane live in them… the sane create cages, the insane live in them. – Kappa Maki
  • The Iron Rule: Don’t do for others what, given the chance, they wouldn’t do for themselves.
  • The key to happiness is not fixing your problems but changing your attitude towards your problems.
  • The larger the lake of knowledge the longer the shore of wonder.
  • The last 7 words of a dying church: “We never did it like that before”.
  • The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.
  • The law is a rule to the fool, but a guide to the wise.
  • The lesson is what you read in the fine print. The experience is what you get when you don’t.
  • The liar’s punishment is not in the least that he is not believed, but that he cannot believe anyone else. – George Bernard Shaw
  • The longer you wait, the better the date. – Myriad Sky
  • The Lord loves a cheerful giver. He also accepts from a grouch.
  • The Lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
  • The love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay. Love isn’t love till you give it away.
  • The love of parents for their child is measured by the length they will go to compete with the world for the love of that child.
  • The main thing is to keep the main thing the main thing – and the main thing is Christ. – Pastor Clay Peck
  • The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on. – Robert Bloch
  • The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. – Edward Phelps
  • The mark of the immature man is that he wants to die nobly for a cause, while the mark of the mature man is that he wants to live humbly for one. – Wilhelm Steckel
  • The mark of a saint is not perfection, but consecration. A saint is not a man without faults, but a man who has given himself without reserve to God. – W. T. Richardson
  • The meaning of life is not a question to be answered, but an event to be experienced.
  • The measure of a man is not the number of servants he has, but the number of people he serves.
  • The measure of greatness is not found in your accomplishments. Its in how much discouragement it takes to stop you.
  • The memory of bad quality lasts longer than the shock of high prices.
  • The mind can only stand what the butt can endure.
  • The mind is like a parachute, it’s no good unless it’s open!
  • The mind of a poet begins with an H and ends with a T, listening with an EAR in between. – Lori Herber
  • The minute you start talking about what you are going to do if you lose, you have lost. – George Schultz
  • The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.
  • The moral test of any society is how is treats its weakest: children, elderly, sick, needy and handicapped. – Senator Hubert Humphrey
  • The more I know the more I know I don’t know.
  • The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war.
  • The most beautiful discovery two friends can make is that they can grow separately without growing apart.
  • The most important thing in the application development is the name. An application will not succeed without a good name. I have recently invented a very good name and now I am looking for a suitable application.
  • The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage: Management. – Scott Adams
  • The next time the devil reminds you of your past, remind him of his future.
  • The nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from.
  • The noblest revenge is to forgive. – Thomas Fuller
  • The obstacle to discovery is not ignorance, but the illusion of knowledge.
  • The older I get, the older old is.
  • The older I get, the smarter my Dad gets. – Mark Twain
  • The old rule of an eye for an eye leaves everybody blind. – Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
  • The one who makes it, sells it. The one who buys it, never uses it. The one that uses it, never knows that he’s using it. What is it? A coffin.
  • The one who says it cannot be done should never interrupt the one who is doing it.
  • The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
  • The only difference between fear and adventure is how much you breathe. – Rob Kalnitsky
  • The only justification for ever looking down on someone is to lift them up. – Jesse Jackson
  • The only limitations to God are in our mind.
  • The only man who is a bigger fool than the one who knows it all is the one who will argue with him.
  • The only new thing in this world, is the history you did not know. – Harry Truman
  • The only place you can win a football game is on the field. The only place you can lose it is in your head. – Darrell Royal
  • The only routine with me is no routine at all. – Jackie Kennedy
  • The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
  • The only stupid question is the question you don’t ask.
  • The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.
  • The only thing I like about the stones that come in my way is, once I pass across them, they automatically become my milestones!
  • The only thing worse than an ignorant man is an ignorant man with a bible.
  • The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
  • The one thing you can give and still keep is your word.
  • The only thing you have to do is breathe; Everything else is just optional.
  • The only way to be free is to limit yourself. – Jason Benson
  • The only way to make a dream come true is to wake up and live it.
  • The opinion of the intelligent is better than the certainty of the ignorant. – Egyptian proverb
  • The opposite of love is not hate, but apathy. You cannot hate someone you don’t care about.
  • The optimist says, “My cup runneth over, what a blessing.” The pessimist says, “My cup runneth over, what a mess.”
  • The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity. – Sir. Winston Churchill
  • The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist fears it is true.
  • The palest ink is better than the strongest memory. – Chinese Proverb
  • The penalty for success is to be bored by the people who used to snub you. – Nancy Astor
  • The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
  • The person who says he trusts no one should include himself.
  • The pessimist complains about the direction of the wind, the optimist expects the direction to change, but the leader simply adjusts the sails!
  • The people who holler “All power to the people!” want power to be handed to the people who holler “All power to the people!”.
  • The price of greatness is responsibility. – Winston Churchill
  • The price of liberty is eternal vigilance. – Thomas Jefferson
  • The propeller is just a big fan in the front of the plane to keep the pilot cool. Want proof? Make it stop; then watch the pilot break out into a sweat.
  • The purpose of all prayer is to find God’s will and to make that will our prayer. – Catherine Marshall
  • The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.
  • The purpose of prayer is not to get answers, things or anything – not even holiness. Valuable though they are, all of those are side effects. The purpose of prayer is to get acquainted with God. Anything else is a bonus. – Alfred C. McClure
  • The quality of expectations determines the quality of our action.
  • The quest for beauty is a quest for love.
  • The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
  • The quickest way to receive love is to give love; The fastest way to lose love is too hold it too tightly; In addition, the best way to keep love is to give it wings.
  • The real act of discovery is not in finding new lands, but in seeing with new eyes. – Marcel Proust
  • The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time.
  • But also to leave the wrong thing unsaid at the most tempting moment.
  • The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you lost all your money. – Bernard Meltzer
  • The real problem concerning your leisure is how to keep other people from using it.
  • There are 10 types of people in the country, those who understand binary and those who don’t.
  • There are 2 fools in every market: one asks too little, one asks too much. – Russian proverb
  • There are 400 hundred words in the dictionary that begin with “self” and only 8 that begin with “fellow”.
  • There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers. – Robert Orben
  • There are no hopeless situations — only people who are hopeless about them. – Dinah Shore
  • There are no passengers on spaceship Earth- we are all the crew.
  • There are no strangers in this world, just friends we’ve never met.
  • There are no substitutes for fresh air, sunshine and exercise.
  • There are only two kinds of people in the world – there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good morning, Lord,” and there are those who wake up in the morning and say, “Good Lord, it’s morning.”
  • There are some days I practice positive thinking.
  • And other days I’m not positive, I am thinking.
  • There are three billion women who don’t look like super models and ONLY eight who do.
  • There are three dimensions to credit cards, length, width and debt.
  • There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can’t.
  • There are three secrets to success: The first is “Keep your eyes and ears open.” The second is “Don’t tell everything you know.”
  • There are three sides to any story, my side, his side and the truth.
  • There are three things extremely hard; steel, a diamond and to know ones self.
  • There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself; hire someone; or forbid your kids to do it.
  • There are three ways to obtain wealth: inheritance, luck, and hard work. None is guaranteed, but you have no influence over the first two.
  • There are times when forgetting can be just as important as remembering, and even more difficult.
  • There are too many mediocre things to deal with. Love shouldn’t be one of them.
  • There are too many people praying for mountains of difficulty to be removed, when what they really need is courage to climb them.
  • There are two kinds of people, those who do the work, and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. – Indira Gandhi
  • There are two theories about arguing with women. Neither one works.
  • There are two types of people in this world: those who leave a mark, and others who just leave a stain.
  • There are two types of people who can tell you the truth about yourself: an enemy who has lost his temper and a friend who loves you dearly.
  • There are two ways to be contented: one is liking what you do, and the other is doing what you like.
  • There are two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. – Albert Einstein
  • The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is because they have a common “enemy”.
  • The reason why people do not obtain success is because it is disguised as hard work.
  • There can be no rainbow without a cloud and a storm.
  • There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.
  • There has been an alarming increase in the number of things you know nothing about. – Ashley Brilliant
  • There’s a book that tells you where you should go on your vacation. It’s called your checkbook.
  • There is a certain freedom in having nothing left to lose.
  • There is a difference between ignorance and stupidity. Ignorance can be cured by learning and reading. Stupidity isn’t willing to be cured.
  • There is a difference between knowing the path and walking the path! – Morpheous
  • There is a light at the end of every tunnel, just pray it’s not a train.
  • There is always something to be thankful for. If you can’t pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors. – E.C. McKenzie
  • There is a magnet in your heart that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first. When you learn to live for others, they will live for you. – Paramahansa Yogananda
  • There is an “exception to every rule” – and most people think they are it.
  • There is a pill for every ill, and a bill for every pill.
  • There is a technical meteorological term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It’s called a “Monday.”
  • There is never a right way to do the wrong thing.
  • There is no future in spending the present worrying about the past.
  • There is no future in time travel.
  • There is no “I” in team, but there is a “ME”.
  • There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience. – French proverb
  • There is no such thing as a hole on your side of the canoe. (native Indian saying)
  • There is no such thing as government money, only taxpayer money. – William Weld
  • There is nothing as strong as gentleness and nothing is so gentle as real strength. – Ralph W. Sockman
  • There is nothing so easy but that it becomes difficult when you do it with reluctance.
  • There is nothing wrong in having nothing to say, unless you insist on saying it.
  • There is nothing wrong with people possessing riches. The wrong comes when riches possess people. – Billy Graham
  • There is not enough darkness in all the world to put out the light of even one small candle. – Robert Alden
  • There is only one real failure in life that is possible, and that is not to be true to the best we know. – Frederick Farrar
  • There is only one thing more painful than learning from experience and that is not learning from experience. – Archibald McLeish
  • There is only one thing that feels better than to be loved… to love! (Derek Prince in ‘Caring for widows and orphans’)
  • There is some consolation in the fact that even if your dreams haven’t come true- neither have your nightmares.
  • There is so much bad in the best of us and so much good in the worst of us that it doesn’t behoove any of us to talk about the rest of us.
  • There is truth in humor, but not humor in truth.
  • There may be times when we are powerless to prevent injustice, but there must never be a time when we fail to protest. – Elie Wiesel
  • There was a break at the prison yesterday. An ex-fortune teller, described as being short with dark hair, broke out of prison. The public is advised to be on the lookout for a small medium at large.
  • The richest person in the world is not the one who still has the first dollar they ever earned. It’s the person who still has their first friend. – Martha Mason (1864 – 1949)
  • The rich invest; the smart investigate.
  • The road to a friends house is never long. – Swedish proverb
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • The safest way to cross life’s streets is to hold hands.
  • The same sun that melts butter hardens clay. – Donald Meyer
  • The search for wisdom is a great challenge; to act on wisdom is an even greater challenge. – Jagad Guru
  • The secret of happiness is to admire without desire.
  • The secret of true greatness is simplicity.
  • The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. – Albert Einstein
  • The ship is safer in the harbour, but it is not meant for that.
  • The silence of one man can be louder than the screaming of 10 boys!
  • The small print takes away what the big print grants!
  • The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
  • The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears.
  • The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease..sometimes it gets replaced.
  • The strength of a nation derives from the integrity of the home. – Confucius
  • The sum of human knowledge is not contained in any one language.
  • The sun, reflecting upon the mud of strands and shores, is unpolluted in his beam. – J.Taylor
  • The taste of low quality lingers long after the satisfaction of low price.
  • The time to ensure that the toilet works is before you really need it.
  • The tip you leave now for lunch would have bought you one twenty years ago.
  • The tragedy of life doesn’t lie in not reaching your goal. The tragedy lies in having no goal to reach. – Benjamin Mays
  • The tragedy of life is what dies in the hearts and souls of people while they live. – Albert Einstein
  • The trouble is, by the time you have money to burn, the fire has gone out.
  • The true nature of a heart is seen in its response to the unattractive.
  • The truth will set you free…but first, it will make you miserable.
  • The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.
  • The trouble with man is two-fold; he cannot learn truths which are too complicated.. he forgets truths which are too simple.
  • The trouble with work is – it’s so daily.
  • The truth is like ice water, it shocks you when it hits you, but no one’s ever died from it.
  • The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy. – Martin Luther King Jr.
  • The vulgar only laugh, but never smile; whereas well-bred people often smile, but seldom laugh. – Lord Chesterfield
  • The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday.
  • The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. – Dolly Parton
  • The way to make the cold winter go fast is to sign a note in October that becomes due in six months.
  • The way you see people is the way you treat them. And the way you treat them is what they become. – Johann W. Von Goeth
  • The weak can never Forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the Strong. – Mahatma Gandhi
  • The weakest Christians are those who know that they need to pray . . . and yet don’t pray. – Daniel O.C.
  • The whisper of a pretty girl can be heard further than the roar of a lion. – Arab proverb
  • The whole being of any Christian is faith and love. Faith brings the man to God, love brings him to men. – Martin Luther
  • The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you.
  • The willow knows what the storm does not; the power to endure harm outlives the power to inflict it.
  • The will to win is important, but the will to prepare is vital.
  • The woman who thinks no man is good enough for her may be right…. But she is more often left.
  • The wonder of a single snowflake outweighs the wisdom of a million meteorologists.
  • The woods are always empty if you’re a poor hunter.
  • The word listen contains the same letters as the word silent.
  • The word of God will keep you from sin, or sin will keep you from the word of God.
  • The world is a great big book, of which those who never travel read only one page. – Augustine
  • The world is a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. – Sean O’Casey
  • The world is composed of givers and takers..the takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
  • The world is full of willing people. Some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. – Robert Frost
  • The world is like a beehive: We all enter by the same door but we live in different cells.
  • The world is so fast that there are days when the person who says it can’t be done is interrupted by the person who is doing it.
  • The world may be your oyster, but it doesn’t mean you’ll get its pearl.
  • The world was not given to us by our parents, it was lent to us by our children!
  • The world would run a lot smoother if more men knew how to dance.
  • They are happiest who have power to gather wisdom from a flower. – Mary Howitt
  • They have all sorts of new services today. Now they’ve got a dial-a-prayer service for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.
  • The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.
  • They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad to realize that I’m going to miss mine by just a few days. – Garrison Keillor
  • They say you can’t really know someone until you walk a mile in their shoes. I say if they’ve got itsy-bitsy feet or some kind of foot disease, I don’t wanna know ’em!
  • The zoo is a place for animals to study the behaviour of human beings.
  • Things which matter most must never be at the mercy of things which matter least. – Goethe
  • Thinking is the hardest work there is, which is probably the reason so few engage in it. – Henry Ford
  • Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
  • Those we hurt the most are often those we love the most.
  • Those who admire the freedom of birds have never built a nest.
  • Those who are at war with others are seldom at peace with themselves.
  • Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • Those who do not find time for exercise will have to find time for illness.
  • Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart, don’t know how to laugh either. – Golda Meir
  • Those who do not plan for the future have to live through it anyway.
  • Those who drink to drown their sorrows should be taught that sorrows know how to swim.
  • Those who have accepted Christ in their life don’t need to ask for more of Christ, they need to let Christ have more of them.
  • Those who jump to conclusions often land in ignorance.
  • Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  • Those who race through life finish first. (Darrel Hunsbedt)
  • Those who say it can’t be done are usually interrupted by others doing it.
  • Those who talk don’t know, those who know don’t talk……
  • Those who want to learn listen; those who know it all interrupt.
  • Those with the best advice usually offer no advice.
  • Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. – Carl Bard
  • Thoughts lead to acts. Acts lead to habits. Habits lead to character. And our character will determine our eternal destiny.
  • Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.
  • Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement: bananosecond.
  • Time heals nothing, it merely re-arranges our memory. – Gary Numan
  • Time is a great healer, but it’s also a lousy beautician.
  • Time is like money: you can either spend, waste, or invest!
  • Time is relative… The mind makes it slow, the heart makes it fast, our friends make it worth while, and words… make it timeless.
  • Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students!
  • Time is what keeps everything from happening all at once.
  • To accomplish something, the first person you have to defeat is yourself.
  • To be content with little is hard; to be content with much is impossible. – Marie Ebner-Eschenbach
  • To belittle is to be little.
  • To be or not to be… I think its a trick question.
  • To cool a hot attitude, apply nice. To melt a cold attitude, address warmly.
  • Today’s beautiful moments are tomorrow’s beautiful memories.
  • To do is to be — Marx. Do be do be do — Sinatra.
  • To do two things at once is to do neither.
  • To dream of the person you would like to be is to waste the person you are. – Sholem Asch
  • To err is human, to blame it on someone else is more human.
  • To every complex problem there is an easy answer; and it is wrong!
  • To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girlfriends. – Benjamin Franklin
  • To find the person you can truly trust, look no further than the nearest mirror.
  • To foretell the destiny of a nation, one has to open the book of her past. – Dr. Jose P. Rizal
  • To forgive calls upon our love– to forget calls upon our strength.
  • To get profit without risk, experience without danger, and reward without work is as impossible as it is to live without being born. – A.P. Gouthey
  • To give counsel as well as to take it is a feature of true friendship. – Marcus Tullius Cicero
  • To hate a person is a waste; half the people you hate don’t care, and the other half don’t know.
  • To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.
  • To light a candle is to cast a shadow.
  • To live your life to the fullest, you’ve got to be a master of economics…after all, time’s demand is always far exceeding it’s supply. – Andy McIntosh
  • To love and win is the best thing; to love and lose, the next best.
  • To love a person is to learn the song that is in their heart, and to sing it to them when they have forgotten. – Garborg
  • To love for the sake of being loved is human; to love for the sake of loving is angelic.
  • To love is to risk getting hurt. Not to risk loving is the greatest risk of all.
  • Too many Christians are no longer fishers of men but keepers of the aquarium.
  • Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, and honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around. – Buscaglia
  • To overcome evil with good is good, to resist evil by evil is evil. – Prophet Mohammed
  • To reform a man, you must begin with his grandmother. – Victor Hugo
  • To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
  • To say that a man can not love one woman at a time is ridiculous. It is like saying a musician needs more than one violin to play the same piece of music.
  • To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world.
  • To think too long about doing a thing, often becomes its undoing.
  • To truly hear you must quiet the mind.
  • Tough times gets you real friends and others get you tough times.
  • To walk only on sunny days is to never reach ones destination. – Chinese proverb
  • Tradition is a guide not a jailer. – W. Somerset Maugham
  • Traveler there is no trail you blaze the trail as you travel. – Xochitl Garza
  • Treat anger like gold. Spend it wisely or not at all.
  • Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you, not because they are nice, but because you are.
  • Treat people as if they were what they should be, and you help them become what they are capable of becoming. – Johann Goethe
  • Treat people like angels; you will meet some and help make some.
  • Treat your friends as you do your pictures, place them in their best light.
  • Triumph is “umph” added to try.
  • Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earning his salt that he forgets his sugar.
  • Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don’t share it, you don’t give the person who loves you a chance to love you enough. – Dinah Shore
  • True friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. False friends are like autumn leaves, scattered everywhere.
  • True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
  • True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost.
  • True happiness may be sought, thought, or caught — but never bought.
  • True love can not be found where it does not truly exist, nor can it be hidden where it does.
  • True love is not based on what you have, but it is based on who you really are.
  • True power is when what you say is only the tip of the iceberg of what you really know.
  • Trust but verify. – Russian proverb
  • Trust enables you to put your deepest feelings and fears in the palm of your partner’s hand, knowing they will be handled with care. – Carl S. Avery
  • Trust in God, but tie your camel. – old Moslem proverb
  • Trust is like money; you spend it, you save it, you lend it, and sometimes you get robbed.
  • Truth is not determined by majority vote. – Doug Gwyn
  • Truth is the most powerful force on earth because it cannot be changed. – Mike Murdock
  • Truth needs no flower of speech.
  • Trying to squash a rumour is like trying to unring a bell. – Shana Alexander
  • Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value.
  • T-shirt: My heart belongs to Daddy. . .and so do my credit cards!
  • Turn the despair of being alone into the wonder of being alone with God.
  • Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you did not do than by the ones you did. – Mark Twain
  • Two brothers were discussing Adam and Eve. The 8-year-old asked: “How did Adam and Eve die?” And the 4-year-old said: “They ate bad fruit.”
  • Two kinds of people: Those who finish what they start and …
  • Two men looked out of prison bars. One saw mud and the other saw stars.
  • Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
  • Two people shorten a road. – Irish Proverb
  • Two rules to success in life: 1. Don’t tell people everything you know.
  • Two things are sure in life: There is a God, and you are not him.
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.
  • Two wrongs don’t make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.
  • Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you. – Maori proverb

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