One Liners – O

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with O

O

  • Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal. – Hannah More
  • Of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest of these is: “It might have been”.
  • Of all the music that reached farthest into heaven, it is the beating of a loving heart. – Henry Ward Beecher
  • Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.
  • Of course men can multitask, they read on the toilet.
  • Of course, there’s now a higher percentage of seat belt users. The non-users are slowly being killed off.
  • Often a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. – Jim Backus
  • Often, the only way to comfort the suffering is to understand that you can’t understand and just be there.
  • Oh Lord, help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what I’m talking about.
  • Oh, the worst of all tragedies is not to die young, but to live until I am seventy-five and yet not ever truly to have lived. – Martin Luther King Jr.
  • Old hippies never die, they just surrender to society. – Stephe
  • Old love letters are like souvenirs from the past. Don’t just throw them away. – Natasha Isabelle
  • On a display of “I love you only” Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
  • On a front door: Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog.
  • On anniversaries the wise husband may forget the past… but better never forget the present.
  • Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box. – Italian Proverb
  • One can resist an intrusion of armies but not an idea whose time has come. – Victor Hugo
  • One day, your life will flash in front of your eyes… Make it worth watching.
  • One good thing about being wrong is the joy it brings to others.
  • One good thing about forgetting is that you can no longer worry about what ever it was you forgot.
  • One half of the world will never understand the other half, and it doesn’t matter which half you’re in.
  • One man with courage is a majority. – Thomas Jefferson 1743-1826
  • One must learn how to lose before learning how to play. – Mexican Proverb
  • One of life’s mysteries is how a two-pound box of candy can make a person gain five pounds.
  • One often learns more from ten days of agony than from ten years of contentment. – Merle Shain
  • One of the ceaseless wonders of the world is the power of a smile. – Malcolm S. Forbes
  • One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother.
  • One of the most important things in communication is to hear what is not being said. – Peter Drucker
  • One of the most important ways to manifest integrity is to be loyal to those who are not present.
  • In doing so, we build the trust of those who are present. – Stephen R. Covey
  • One of the most lasting pleasures you can experience is the feeling that comes over you when you genuinely forgive an enemy – whether he knows it or not. – O. A. Battista
  • One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. – Plato
  • One of the surest hindrances to the recovery of the sick is the centring of attention upon themselves. – Ellen White
  • One reason why computers can do more work than people is that they never have to stop and answer the phone.
  • One thing you can give and still keep, is your word.
  • One time a windshield wiper will work properly is when it is holding a parking ticket.
  • One unable to dance blames the unevenness of the floor. – Malaysian proverb
  • One who looks for a friend without faults will have none.
  • One with God is a majority. – Billy Graham
  • One Youngster was explaining to another what “mixed emotions” meant. “It’s like watching the school burn down when your new catcher’s mitt is in your desk,” he said.
  • Only boring people get bored. – Robin Beyer
  • Only in America do people order double cheese burgers, a large fries, and a diet coke.
  • Only in America do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage.
  • Only one life, it will soon be past. Only what’s done for Christ will last. – C. T. Studd
  • Only the winners decide what were war crimes. – Gary Willis
  • Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. – Sicilian Proverb
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Open your mind to God’s wisdom, open your soul to God’s peace, open your heart to God’s love and all three will stay with you forever. – Mary Stavros
  • Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
  • Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them. – William Arthur Ward
  • Opportunity is a bald man with a beard: You can catch him coming, but you can’ t catch him going.
  • Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Edison
  • Opportunity is often inconvenient.
  • Optometrist’s office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
  • Originality is the art of concealing your source. – Franklin P. Jones
  • Others may argue your beliefs, but they can’t refuse your love.
  • Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
  • Our backgrounds and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
  • Our character is shaped as much by our failures as it is by our successes. – John Gray
  • Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than look back.
  • Our five senses are incomplete without the sixth – a sense of humor.
  • Our greatest glory consists not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall. – Oliver Goldsmith
  • Our marriage was a love match pure and simple; she was pure and I was simple.
  • Our toaster works on either AC or DC, but not on bread. It has two settings: too soon or too late. – Sam Levenson
  • Our vision is more obstructed by what we think we know than by our lack of knowledge. – Kristen Stendahl
  • Outer agitation reveals inner instability.
  • Overheard during a particular long sermon, “If we give him the money now, Mommy, will he let us go?”

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