One Liners – M

 

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with M

M

  • Make crime pay, become a lawyer. – Will Rogers
  • Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
  • Make no judgments where you have no compassion. – Anne McCaffrey
  • Make your life a mission, not an intermission. – Arnold Glasgow
  • Making enemies out of friends is easy. Making friends out of enemies is difficult, but it is actually worthwhile.
  • Making your good times count and not forgetting your bad times makes a man successful.
  • Man and the turtle are very much alike. Neither makes any progress without sticking his neck out.
  • Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one!
  • Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has courage to lose sight of the shore.
  • Man finds it hard to get what he wants, because he does not want the best. God finds it hard to give, because He would give the best, and man will not take it.
  • Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the yard.
  • Man’s way leads to a hopeless end! Gods way leads to an endless hope!
  • Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. – Maurice Chevalier
  • Many a man thinks he is buying pleasure, when he is really selling himself to it. – Benjamin Franklin
  • Many Christians debate whether the devil is on earth or in hell. Can he dwell in Christians or only in the world? The fact is: the devil is in darkness. Wherever there is spiritual darkness, there the devil will be.
  • Many folks know how to say nothing. Few know when.
  • Many folks want to serve God, but only as advisers.
  • Many people lose their tempers merely by seeing you keep yours.
  • Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
  • Many people spend their health for wealth, and then try to spend their wealth for health.
  • Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.
  • Marital problems? You don’t need a new wife, you need a new life!
  • Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. – Erma Bombeck
  • Marriage – is an expensive way of getting your laundry done for free.
  • Materialism is buying things we don’t need, with money we don’t have, to impress people who don’t matter.
  • Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.
  • Maturity is the ability to do a job whether or not you are supervised, to carry money without spending it and to bear an injustice without wanting to get even. – Ann Flanders
  • Maturity means being emotionally and mentally healthy. It is that time when you know when to say yes, when to say no, and when to say WHOOPEE!
  • Maybe I’m lucky to be going so slowly, because I may be going in the wrong direction. – Ashleigh Brilliant
  • May every day of your life together be worse than the next. – Old Irish wedding blessing
  • May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you are dead. – Irish proverb
  • May you have enough happiness to make you sweet, enough trials to make you strong, enough sorrow to keep you human, enough hope to make you happy and enough money to buy gifts.
  • May your life be long and useful like a roll of toilet paper.
  • May your love be filled with life and may your life be filled with love. (old wedding toast)
  • May your trouble be like the old man’s teeth…few and far between.
  • Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct; what they like to be is a man’s last romance.
  • Men, as well as women, are much oftener led by their hearts than by their understandings. – Lord Chesterfield
  • Men tell you the facts, but God will tell you the truth!
  • Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns … Ever notice how all womens problems begin with men?
  • Men will spend their health getting wealth. Then, gladly pay all they have earned to get health back. – Mike Murdock
  • Money comes and goes, but people last for a lifetime. – Rob Shan
  • Money glitters, beauty sparkles, and intelligence shines.
  • Money is an excellent servant, but a horrible master.
  • Money is like unspreadable butter, you try and spread it but it all lumps together at one end of the bread.
  • Money is nice, yet nice is worth more.
  • Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won’t buy the wag of his tail.
  • Moral rules are directions for running the human machine. Every moral rule is there to prevent a breakdown, or a strain, or a friction, in the running of that machine. – C.S. Lewis
  • More doors are opened with “please” than with keys.
  • Mosquitoes are a great moral force; it forces mankind to wear more clothes that modesty.
  • Most accidents happen at home – maybe we should move.
  • Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to change back into a sun in the daytime.
  • Most great men and women are not perfectly rounded in their personalities, but are instead people whose one driving enthusiasm is so great it makes their faults seem insignificant. – Charles A. Cerami
  • Most of our suspicions of others are aroused by our knowledge of ourselves.
  • Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important. – T.S. Elliot
  • Most of us are pretty good at keeping promises to others and pretty bad at keeping promises to ourselves. – Lawrence LeShan
  • Most of us spend our lives as if we had another one in the bank. – Ben Irwin
  • Most people are about as happy as they make up their minds to be. – Abraham Lincoln
  • Most people want to serve God — but only in an advisory capacity.
  • Most would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism.
  • Much of the stress that people feel doesn’t come from having too much to do. It comes from not finishing what they started. – David Allen
  • Murphy’s Law isn’t recursive. Washing your car to make it rain doesn’t work.
  • Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. – Robert Fripp
  • My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates
  • My aim is that when my hands will work no longer, that the works of my hands will still continue to keep on working.
  • My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
  • My biggest problem is that I believe almost everything I tell myself.
  • My “check engine” light came on the other day. I popped the hood, and looked, the engine is STILL there! Silly light . . .
  • My children need love the most when they deserve it the least. – Erma Bombeck
  • My eyes may be closed, but my mind is not asleep.
  • My father said there are two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better.
  • My five-year-old daughter was asked by her teacher what her father does, and she replied, “Whatever my Mom tells him to.”
  • My goal in life is to be the sort of person my dog thinks I am.
  • My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition. – Indira Gandhi
  • My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
  • My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there. – Charles F. Keetering
  • My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. – Erma Bombeck
  • My love is like a cabbage, divided into two; The leaves I give to others but the heart I give to you.
  • My mind contains many good ideas, but it is not always easy to squeeze one out.
  • My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. – Ashleigh Brilliant
  • My parents worked hard to give us everything money could not buy.
  • My theory on housework is, if the item doesn’t multiply, smell, catch on fire or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one cares. Why should you? – Erma Bombeck
  • My worst day of vacation has always been better than my best day at work.

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