One Liners – L

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with L.

L

  • Language is the dress of thought. (Johnson)
  • Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it!
  • Laughter is a smile with the volume turned up.
  • Laughter is like changing a baby’s diaper. It doesn’t permanently solve any problems, but it makes thing more acceptable for awhile.
  • Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
  • Laughter is the jam on the toast of life; it adds flavour, keeps it from becoming too dry, and makes it easier to swallow.
  • Laws are like sausages. It’s better not to see them being made. (Otto von Bismarck 1815-1898 German chancellor)
  • Lawyer (n): Larval stage of Politician.
  • Laziness is the mother of all vice… but, it’s a mother and you should respect her! (Spanish popular wisdom)
  • Leaders help others to succeed. (Erin Templet)
  • Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self importance.
  • Leadership is the ability to get men to do what they don’t want to do and like it. (Harry S. Truman)
  • Learn from other people’s mistakes, life isn’t long enough to make them all yourself.
  • Learning history is easy. Learning its lessons is almost impossible.
  • Learning is forging a head. Thinking is foraging a head.
  • Learn to listen, opportunity often knocks softly.
  • Learn to say no. It will be of more use to you than to be able to read Latin. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon)
  • Leave loved ones always with loving words. It may be the last time you see them.
  • Let me give so much time to the improvement of myself that I shall have no time to criticize others. (Dean Cresham)
  • Let nature take its course and hope it passes.
  • Let our advance worrying become advance thinking and planning. (Sir Winston Churchill)
  • Let perseverance be your engine and hope your fuel. (H. Jackson Brown Jr.)
  • Lets face it, the world would be a boring place without oppressive governments. If we were free to do or say whatever we wanted, it wouldn’t be exciting to do or say anything. (James Maverick Cook)
  • Let us realize that the privilege to work is a gift, that power to work is a blessing, that love of work is success. (David O. McKay)
  • Let us so live that when we die even the undertaker will be sorry. (Mark Twain)
  • Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. (Soren Kierkegaard 1813-1855)
  • Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.
  • Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
  • Life is a grindstone. Whether it grinds you down or polishes you up, depends upon what you’re made of.
  • Life is an echo. What you send out – you get back. What you give – you get.
  • Life is a roller coaster. You can either scream every time you hit a bump or you can throw your hands up in the air and enjoy it.
  • Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all the time and have the time of your life.
  • Life is fragile … handle with prayer.
  • Life is full of surprises. Just say “never” and you’ll see.
  • Life is hard, no one makes it out alive.
  • Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know when you’ll find a nut.
  • Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. (Jawaharlal Nehru)
  • Life is like a game of tennis; the player who serves well seldom loses.
  • Life is like a grammar lesson. You find the past perfect and the present tense.
  • Life is like a ladder, the higher you climb, the more expansive your view is. (Taimi Megivern)
  • Life is like a mirror, if you frown at it, it frowns back; if you smile, it returns the greeting.
  • Life is like an onion. You peel it off layer by layer and sometimes you cry.
  • Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer you get to the end the faster it goes.
  • Life is much like writing in ink : All you can do is read over your past and look forward to a blank page for your future that will soon be filled with words that can never be erased. (Gabe Suico)
  • Life is not fair, but life is not fair for everyone. That makes life fair.
  • Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away. (Nicola A. Sills)
  • Life is really a bed of roses, others are just lucky to have friends to help them pick the thorns off.
  • Life is so much simpler when you tell the truth.
  • Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third.
  • Life is too short to long for money.
  • Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans. (John Lennon)
  • Life is what you have while you are waiting to have one.
  • Life itself cannot give you joy unless you really will it. Life just gives you time and space. Its up to you to fill it.
  • Life just gives you time & space; it’s up to you to fill it.
  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… Pointless. (Rowan Atkinson)
  • Light travels faster then sound… which is why most people appear brilliant until you hear them.
  • Like all great travelers, I have seen more than I remember; and I remember more than I have seen.
  • Listening and hearing are two different senses.
  • Listen or thy tongue will keep thee deaf. (American Indian Proverb)
  • Live by what you trust, not by what you fear.
  • Live each day as if it were your last, but learn from each day as if you will live forever.
  • Live for Jesus now and spend the rest of eternity in the non-smoking section.
  • Live so that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip. (Will Rogers)
  • Live your life from your heart. Share from your heart. And your story will touch and heal people’s souls. (Melody Beattie)
  • Live your own life, for you will die your own death. (Latin proverb)
  • Lord, where we are wrong, make us willing to change; where we are right, make us easy to live with. (Rev. Peter Marshall)
  • Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. (Oprah Winfrey)
  • Love and Time: The only two things in all of life and all the world that cannot be bought, but spent.
  • Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear.
  • Love God more than you fear hell.
  • Love has reasons that reason knows nothing of.
  • Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.
  • Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. (Robert Frost)
  • Love is blind. Marriage is the eye-opener.
  • Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
  • Love is not about who you live with… It’s about who you can’t live without.
  • Love is not a game, so don’t be a player.
  • Love is not blind; it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. (Rabbi Julius Gordon)
  • Love is not finding a perfect person, it is seeing an imperfect person perfectly.
  • Love is not just gazing at each other but looking together in the same direction.
  • Love is not paid back only passed on. (Nancy Pettit)
  • Love is perhaps the only glimpse we are permitted of eternity. (Helen Hayes)
  • Love is that condition in which the happiness of another is essential to your own. (Robert Heinlein)
  • Love is the irresistible desire to be desired irresistibly.
  • Love is the one word that we use every day, and the one word that words cannot define. (Anna K. Schwartz)
  • Love is the only capable force of transforming an enemy into a friend.
  • Love is the only fire hot enough to melt the iron obstinacy of a creature’s will.
  • Love is the unity of two hearts beating together as one.
  • Love is when you don’t want to go to sleep because reality is better than a dream.
  • Love is when you take away the feeling, the passion, and the romance in a relationship, and find out you still care for that person.
  • Love, like paint, can make things beautiful when you spread it, but it simply dries up when you don’t use it.
  • Love makes a house a home.
  • Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe.
  • Love reckons hours for months, and days for years; and every little absence is an age. (John Dryden)
  • Love sees no colour.
  • Love sought is good, but given unsought is better. (William Shakespeare)
  • Love: the only game that two can play and both can win.
  • Love the sinner but hate the sin. (Mahatma Gandhi)
  • Love was not put in your heart to stay. Love is not love until you give it away.
  • “LSD melts your mind, not in your hand”
  • Luck is a loser’s excuse for a winner’s position!
  • Lust is pure passion. Love tempers passion with reason. (John W. Kennedy)

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