One Liners – I

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with I.

I

  • I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
  • I always knew that looking back on my tears would someday make me laugh, but I never knew that looking back on my laughter would someday make me cry.
  • I always thought looking back on the times I cried would make me laugh; but I never knew looking back on the times I laughed would make me cry.
  • I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
  • I always win. Except when I lose, but then I just don’t count it.
  • I am a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. (Thomas Jefferson)
  • I am a poet and did not know it. I make a rhyme every time.
  • I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 96% how I react to it.
  • I am not afraid of storms for I am learning how to sail my ship. (Louisa May Alcott)
  • I am not an organ donor, but I once gave an old piano to the Salvation Army.
  • I am not religious, I just love the Lord.
  • I am on a thirty day diet. So far, I have lost 15 days.
  • I am so glad God sees the whole video tape of my life, and not just a snapshot of where I am now.
  • I am sorry I offended you – I should have lied.
  • I am the master of my unspoken words, and a slave to those that should have remained unspoken. (Anon)
  • I am the world’s greatest authority on my own opinion.
  • I asked Mom if I was a gifted child…she said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
  • I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen. Not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else. (C.S. Lewis)
  • I believe in the Big Bang theory. God spoke and BANG! It was.
  • I believe that every right implies a responsibility; every opportunity, an obligation; every possession, a duty. (John D. Rockefeller Jr.)
  • I believe the time we really look big in a child’s eyes is when we go to them and apologize for our mistakes and we say, ‘I was wrong. Will you forgive me?’ (Kevin Leman)
  • I can calculate trajectories, I can analyze chemical compositions so why can’t I figure out where the other sock is after using the dryer? (Karl Reinhard pyrotechnician)
  • I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.
  • I can get more out of God by believing Him for one minute than by shouting at Him all night. (Smith Wigglesworth)
  • I can lead you to the water but I can’t let you drink.
  • I can not and will not cut my conscience to fit this year’s fashions. (Lillian Hellman)
  • I can not dial 911, there’s no 11 on my phone.
  • I can teach my cat any trick he wants to do!
  • I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do. That is character! – (Theodore Roosevelt)
  • I close my eyes in order to see.
  • I could drown in a frown and swim in a smile.
  • I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
  • Ideas are funny little things, they won’t work unless you do.
  • I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated and jumped up and down for an hour. But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.
  • I dialled one of those 900 numbers to get some financial advice. They advised me not to dial 900 numbers.
  • I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. (Voltaire)
  • I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in?
  • I’d love to make up my mind, but I can’t remember where I left it.
  • I don’t believe you can do today’s job with yesterday’s methods and be in business tomorrow. (Nelson Jackson)
  • I don’t blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I’d be irresponsible too.
  • I don’t feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. (Galileo Galilei)
  • I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
  • I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.
  • I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
  • I don’t know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. (Bill Cosby)
  • I don’t know what tomorrow holds, but I know who holds tomorrow.
  • I don’t know what weapons will be used in world war three, but in world war four people will use sticks and stones. (Albert Einstein)
  • I don’t know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.(Erma Bombeck)
  • I don’t necessarily agree with everything I say.
  • I don’t need your attitude I have one of my own.
  • I don’t think of all the misery, but of all the beauty that still remains. (Anne Frank)
  • I don’t think so, therefore I’m probably not. (Alan Smithee)
  • I don’t understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don’t intend to sit in the dark until I do!
  • I don’t want to get to the end of my life and find that I lived just the length of it. I want to have lived the width of it as well. (Diane Ackerman)
  • I’d rather do something and fail than do nothing and succeed!
  • If a bird is flying for pleasure, it flies with the wind, but if it meets danger it turns and faces the wind, in order that it may rise higher. (Corrie Ten Boom)
  • If absence makes the heart grow fonder, some people must really love church.
  • If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying for the one it has. (Rev. Robert E. Harris)
  • If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z is keeping your mouth shut. (Albert Einstein)
  • If all else fails, read the directions.
  • If all the misfortunes were laid in one common heap whence everyone must take an equal portion, most people would be contented to take their own and depart. (Socrates)
  • If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
  • If a man does not make new acquaintance as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, Sir, should keep his friendship in constant repair. (Samuel Johnson 1709-1784)
  • If a man is not there for you at your worst, he does not deserve to see you at your best.
  • If a small thing has the power to make you angry, does that not indicate something about your size? (Sydney J. Harris)
  • If builders built buildings the way programmers write programs, the first woodpecker to come along would destroy civilisation.
  • If danger’s a step away, safety’s step away.
  • If evolution was true, mothers would have more than two hands.
  • If God didn’t forgive Heaven would be empty.
  • If God is your co-pilot, switch seats with Him!
  • If he was any slower, he’d be going in reverse.
  • If I am not free to fail, I’m not free to take risks, and everything in life that’s worth doing involves a willingness to risk failure. (Mrs. Hugh Franklin)
  • If I can only be with you in my dreams, then I want to sleep forever.
  • If I could grasp a hint of innocence ,or exude some of the purity, that so freely flows from my little girls eyes, then I would have learned something about being her father. (Brandon for Kyla)
  • If I did not laugh, I should die. (Abraham Lincoln)
  • If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
  • If I had my life to live over I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have cried and laughed less while watching television – and more while watching life. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have eaten the popcorn in the ‘good’ living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren’t there for the day. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained and the sofa faded. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have sat on the lawn with my children and not worried about grass stains. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would have talked less and listened more. (Erma Bombeck)
  • If I had my life to live over I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. (Erma Bombeck)
  • I find it fascinating that most people plan their vacations with better care than they plan their lives. Perhaps that is because escape is easier than change. (Jim Rohn)
  • If I knew grandchildren were going to be this much fun, I would have had them first!
  • If I never had a bad day, how would I know whether I was having a good day? (Lee)
  • If innocence can leave guilt can come.
  • If it is to be, it is up to me! (10 most important 2 letter words)
  • If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing! (Stacey Brown)
  • If I try to be like him, who will be like me? (Yiddish proverb)
  • If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. (Dennis Roch)
  • If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
  • If life deals you a lemon, make lemonade.
  • If life were a novel, then dead would mark the end of the first chapter…(Kelly Nelson)
  • If life were easy, then it would be boring. (Charles Beck)
  • If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
  • If nobody knows the troubles you’ve seen, then you don’t live in a small town.
  • If our gifts are not surrendered to God, we tend to beat people over the head with them.
  • If raindrops were kisses, I would send you a storm. (Natasha Isabelle)
  • If someone is standing between you and God, guess who’s closer to God.
  • If someone is too tired to give you a smile, leave one of your own, because no one needs a smile as much as those who have none to give.
  • If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
  • If success attend me, grant me humility; If failure, resignation to Thy will. (David Livingstone)
  • If suffering brings wisdom, I would wish to be less wise. (W.B. Yeats)
  • If the church wants a better pastor, it only needs to pray for the one it has.
  • If the desire to need is measured by the value of something, then you my darling are quite simply priceless. (Derek Breslin)
  • If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, maybe yours needs a little more tending.
  • If the grass on the other side of the fence appears greener…it must be all the fertiliser they are using! (Kevin Rodowicz)
  • If the human brain was simple enough for us to understand we’d be so simple we couldn’t understand.
  • If there is no enemy within, the enemy out side can do us no harm. (African proverb)
  • If there was any justice in this world, oil company executive bathrooms would smell like the ones in their gas stations. (Johnny Carson)
  • If the road you travel, has no obstacles, It leads nowhere.
  • If the wind stops, row! (Polish proverb)
  • If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button stays the same?
  • If there are no tears in the eyes, there will be no rainbow in the soul.
  • If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
  • If things get better with age, I’m approaching magnificent!
  • If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. (Abraham Lincoln)
  • If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
  • If we are walking in joy, we are trusting God.
  • If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.
  • If we’d confess our sins to one another we’d all laugh at the lack of originality.
  • If we don’t control our money, it will control us.
  • If we don’t know our own history, we are doomed to live it. (Hannah Arendt)
  • If weak in prayer we are weak everywhere. (Leonard Ravenhill)
  • If we preach what we live….We don’t ever have to worry about practicing what we preach!
  • If you aim at nothing, you’ll hit it every time.
  • If you always do what you always did, you’ll always get what you always got.
  • If you are headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
  • If you are never scared, embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take chances.
  • If you are not big enough to lose you are too small to win.
  • If you are not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job. (Leo Tolstoy)
  • If you are not fired with enthusiasm, then you will be fired with enthusiasm. (Vince Lombardi)
  • If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
  • If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred days of sorrow. (Chinese Proverb)
  • If you are willing to admit you are wrong when you are wrong, you are all right.
  • If you begin to understand what you are without trying to change it, then what you are undergoes a transformation. (Jiddu Krishnamurti 1895-1986)
  • If you believe everything you read, don’t read (chinese proverb)
  • If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death…you are more blessed than three billion people in the world.
  • If you can keep your head while all about are losing theirs and blaming it on you – perhaps you have underestimated the seriousness of the situation.
  • If you can laugh with a person, you can work with a person.
  • If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
  • If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying? (Shantideva)
  • If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
  • If you can’t be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.
  • If you can’t control the wind, adjust your sail.
  • If you can’t convince them, confuse them. (Harry S. Truman)
  • If you can’t dance, don’t blame the dance floor.
  • If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century.
  • If you can’t say something nice, become a reporter.
  • If you can’t sleep, don’t count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
  • If you can’t sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It’s the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. (Dale Carnegie)
  • If you could kick the person responsible for most of your troubles in the backside, you wouldn’t be able to sit down for two weeks.
  • If you decide not to choose then you’ve already made the wrong choice!
  • If you depend on others to make you happy, you will be endlessly disappointed.
  • If you don’t do it, you’ll never know what would have happened if you had done it. (Ashleigh Brilliant)
  • If you don’t have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.
  • If you don’t know where you are going, every road will get you nowhere. (Henry Kissinger)
  • If you don’t know where you’re going how do you expect to get there.
  • If you don’t like something about yourself, change it. If you can’t change it, accept it. (Ted Shackelford)
  • If you don’t like the road you’re walking, pave another one. (Dolly Parton)
  • If you don’t like the way you were born, try being born again.
  • If you don’t love, you can’t live; if you don’t live, you can’t love. (Jason Benson)
  • If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.
  • If you don’t want your children to hear what you’re saying, pretend you’re speaking directly to them.
  • If you do your best, don’t mind the rest. (Irish Proverb)
  • If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the mud will never get glovey.
  • If you ever need a helping hand, there is one at the end of your arm.
  • If you fail to prepare, you prepare to fail.
  • If you find a four-leaf clover, it means you have entirely too much time on your hands.
  • If you follow in others footsteps you will never leave yours behind.
  • If you gave me something I need more than you do, you’ve given me a gift; If you’ve given me something you need more than I do, you’ve gifted me with love.
  • If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
  • If you give 100%, God will make up the difference!
  • If you go out looking for friends, you’re going to find they are very scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere. (Zig Zigler)
  • If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead, and a place to sleep…you are richer than 75% of this world.
  • If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace…you are among the top 8% of the world’s wealthy.
  • If you have much, give of your wealth; if you have little, give of your heart. (Arab proverb)
  • If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent. (Bette Davis)
  • If you haven’t all the things that you want, be thankful for all the things that you don’t have that you didn’t want.
  • If you haven’t much education you must use your brain.
  • If you have the desire, you are halfway there. (E. Crique)
  • If you have time to worry, you have time to pray.
  • If you have trouble getting your children’s attention, just sit down and look comfortable.
  • If you judge people, you will have no time to love them.
  • If you laugh a lot, when you get older your wrinkles will be in the right places. (Andrew Mason)
  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
  • If you let go of the past, it no longer has a hold on you.
  • If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you. (Winnie the Pooh)
  • If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
  • If you love something set it free….If it comes back to you it is yours, if it doesn’t than it was never meant to be.
  • If you need time alone, try cleaning the house.
  • If you only have the Word, you will dry up. If you only have the Spirit, you will blow up. But if you you have the Word and the Spirit, you will go up and grow up.
  • If you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.
  • If you receive something that says “Send this to all your friends”, please consider me not your friend.
  • If your vision doesn’t scare you, then both your vision and your God are too small. (Brother Andrew)
  • If you set the example, you won’t need to set many rules. (Mama Zigler)
  • If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. (Andrew A. Rooney)
  • If you step in a puddle, don’t blame the puddle.
  • If you still have the courage after loosing all , you can be rest assured that you have not lost everything.
  • If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. (Mark Twain)
  • f you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  • If you think you are getting too much government these days, just be happy that you’re not getting all you are paying for.
  • If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito. (Bette Reeves)
  • If you treat a man as he is, he will remain as he is; if you treat him as he ought to be and could be, he will become as he ought to be and could be. (Goethe)
  • If you treat every situation like a life or death matter, be prepared to die a lot of times.
  • If you understand something today, it must be obsolete.
  • If you wait to have kids until you can afford them, you probably never will.
  • If you want a thing well done, do it yourself. (Charles Haddon Spurgeon)
  • If you want breakfast in bed, then start sleeping in the kitchen.
  • If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders. (Abigail Van Buren)
  • If you want something done, ask someone who is busy!
  • If you want to be a leader with a large following, just obey the speed limit on a winding, two-lane road. (Charles Farr)
  • If you want to be well liked never lie about yourself, and be careful when telling the truth about others.
  • If you want to feel rich, just count all of the things you have that money can’t buy. (Robert Marlowe)
  • If you want to play, practice. If you want to win, practice harder.
  • If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
  • If you were going to die soon and had only one phone call you could make, who would you call and what would you say?
  • And why are you waiting? (Stephen Levine)
  • If you will always insist that you are right, people will think that there is something wrong with you. (Melchor F. Cichon)
  • If you wish your merit to be known, acknowledge that of other people. (Oriental Proverb)
  • If you woke up this morning with more health than illness…you are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.
  • Ignorance of one’s misfortunes is clear gain. (Euripides)
  • I had dreams and I’ve had nightmares. I overcame the nightmares because of my dreams.
  • I have all the money I’ll ever need – if I die by 4 today. (Henny Youngman)
  • I have changed my mind a dozen times. It seems to work better now.
  • I have discovered the whole problem with the National Debt. Most of us work 5 days a week, and the government spends 7.
  • I have gotten to the age where I need my false teeth and hearing aid before I can ask where I left my glasses.
  • I have had dreams and I have had nightmares, but I have conquered my nightmares because of my dreams. (Dr. Jonas Salk)
  • I have faith in fools, my friends call it self-confidence.
  • I have learned that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences. (James Rhinehart)
  • I have learned that no matter how good a friend is, they’re going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that. (James Rhinehart)
  • I have learned that the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?
  • I have learned that two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different. (James Rhinehart)
  • I have no particular talent, I am merely extremely inquisitive. (Albert Einstein)
  • I have no problem keeping secrets. It’s the people I tell…
  • I haven’t lost my mind, I know exactly where I left it.
  • I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
  • I hear and I forget, I see and I remember, I do and I understand. (Chinese proverb)
  • I just got lost in thought. . . . It was unfamiliar territory.
  • I just want to turn on the light and have it work…I don’t want to know where the electricity comes from.
  • I know Karate! …and several other Japanese words.
  • I know UNIX, PASCAL, C, FORTRAN, COBOL, and nineteen other high-tech words.
  • I know you know what I think I said, but I’m not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
  • I like pigs better than cat and dogs. Dogs are subservient and look up to man. Cats are aloof and look down on man. A pig, however, will look you in the eye, and see his equal. (Winston Churchill)
  • I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven’t got the guts to bite people themselves. (August Strindberg)
  • I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble. (Helen Keller)
  • I lost twenty pounds. Unfortunately, I was in England at the time.
  • I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting system through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. (George Washington Carver)
  • Imagination is intelligence having fun.
  • Imagination is more important than knowledge. (Albert Einstein)
  • Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he isn’t; and a sense of humour to console him for what he is. (Horace Walpole)
  • Immature love: I love you because I need you. Mature love; I need you because I love you.
  • I’m old enough to know better but I’m still to young to care.
  • Impossibility simply means I’m possibility. (Monsieur Nana Adom)
  • I’m serious; it was a joke.
  • I must say that I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a book. (Groucho Marx)
  • In a completely rational society, the best of us would be teachers and the rest of us would have to settle for something less, because passing civilisation along from one generation to the next ought to be the highest honour and the highest responsibility anyone could have.(Lee Iacocca)
  • In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart there is room for nothing. (Antonio Porchia)
  • Inch by inch life’s a cinch. Yard by yard life is hard.
  • In communism, man oppresses man. In capitalism, it’s the other way around.
  • Incontinence Hot line…Can you hold please.
  • Indian build small fire stand real close, White man build BIG fire stand way back….
  • In essentials, unity; in nonessentials, liberty; in all things, charity. (Melanchthon)
  • Information is giving out. Communication is getting through.
  • Initiative is the ability to do the right thing.. efficiency is the ability to do the thing right.. effectiveness is doing the right things.
  • Ink drys, paper burns, but what is written in the soul will last an eternity.
  • In life, what happens to you isn’t as important as what happens in you. (Anon)
  • In many cases stress is caused, not by the event itself, but rather by our response to the event.
  • In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. (Thomas Jefferson)
  • I no longer worry about being a brilliant conversationalist. I simply try to be a good listener. I notice that people who do that are usually welcome wherever they go. (Frank Bettger)
  • In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. (Dereke Bruce)
  • In our search for truth let us not be influenced by what is easiest to believe.
  • In places of delight, there are no clocks.
  • In prayer it is better to have a heart without words than words without a heart. (John Bunyan)
  • In spite of the cost of living, it’s still quite popular.
  • Instead of singing the Doxology phrase “Praise all creatures here below,” a little girl sang instead, “Praise all preachers, here we go.” It made sense to her because everybody sang it at the end of the service, just as they were leaving.
  • Integrity is the cornerstone of trust.
  • Integrity is when what you say, what you do, what you think, and who you are all come from the same place. (Madelyn Griffith-Haynie)
  • Intelligence is like underwear, everyone has it but you don’t have to show it off.
  • Intercessory prayer might be defined as loving our neighbour on our knees. (Charles Brent)
  • In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal.
  • In the long run we get no more than we have been willing to risk giving. (Sheldon Kopp)
  • In the pasture of life, don’t be a cowpie.
  • In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life; it goes on.
  • In your life you will love someone so much you could eat them, then you will get married and wish you had.
  • I once saw this sign on a diner wall: “I have an agreement with the bank: they don’t fry hamburgers, and I don’t cash checks.”
  • I only work to enjoy when I am not working.
  • I refuse to engage in an intellectual battle with an unarmed man.
  • I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, put on my prayers, turned off the bed, jumped in my light, all because you kissed me goodnight.
  • I rather lose a second in my life, than my life in a second.
  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I “had” any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn’t have signed up in the first place!
  • “Is ignorance or apathy the biggest problem with the world today?” “I don’t know and I don’t care”.
  • Isn’t it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists? (Kelvin Throop III)
  • It doesn’t matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. (Deng Xiaoping)
  • It doesn’t matter if you win or lose until you lose.
  • It doesn’t matter what temperature the room is; it’s always room-temperature.
  • It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
  • I think if I have a good breakfast I could go without food for the rest of the day. I think that until about lunchtime.
  • I think I’ve found the trouble with our economy. There are far more ways to get into debt, than there are to get out of it.
  • It is a good thing God chose me before I was born, because he surely would not have afterwards. (C.H. Spurgeon)
  • It is always the ones who talk loudest who do the least.
  • It is amazing how many people want to live a long life, and yet so few want to grow old.
  • It is amazing how nice people are to you when they know you’re going away. (Michael Arlen)
  • It is a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, and normal to ignore it. (Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.)
  • It is a poor workman who blames his tools.
  • It is a small world, but I wouldn’t like to have to paint it.
  • It is as necessary for men to hear the Gospel, as it was for Christ to die.
  • It is better to be 5 minutes late than dead for 5 minutes. (John Leighton)
  • It is better to be hated for what you are, then to be loved for what you’re not!
  • It is better to deserve honours and not have them than to have them and not deserve them. (Mark Twain)
  • It is better to fail in originality than to succeed in imitation. (Herman Melville)
  • It is better to forget and smile, than to remember and be sad.
  • It is better to have bad breath than to have no breath at all.
  • It is better to have enough ideas for some of them to be wrong, than to be always right by having no ideas at all. (Edward de Bono)
  • It is better to light a candle than curse the darkness.
  • It is better to live day by day for you might not be here tomorrow.
  • It is better to regret something you did, rather than to regret something you didn’t do.
  • It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and prove it.
  • It is better to sleep on what you intend doing than to stay awake over what you’ve done.
  • It is better to understand little than to misunderstand a lot. (Anatole France)
  • It is difficult but not impossible to conduct strictly honest business. What is true is that honesty is incompatible with the amassing of a large fortune. (Mahatma Gandhi)
  • It is difficult to “go with the flow” when you are swimming upstream.
  • It is easier to change the specification to fit the program than vice versa.
  • It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.
  • It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless!
  • It is easy to have a balanced personality. Just forget your troubles as easily as you do your blessings.
  • It is far better to be alone, than to wish you were.
  • It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
  • It is funny how we can see this outside world using our eyes; and we can see someone’s inside world looking into their eyes.
  • It is good to be a Christian and you know it, but it is better to be a Christian and show it!
  • It’s good to have money and all the things that money can buy, but it’s good too, to make sure you haven’t lost the things that money can’t buy. (George Horace Lorimer)
  • It is hard to face the problem, when the problem is your face.
  • It is hard to read a cartoon aloud.
  • It is hard to stumble when you’re on your knees.
  • It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial charges and blamed it on the cost of living.
  • It is important to stay cool, but be sure to not get frostbite.
  • It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows. (Epictetus)
  • It is impossible to overestimate the immense need that humans have to be listened to, understood, and taken seriously.
  • It is my hearts desire that I must be no more, that He be known more. (Saheed B. Olalekan)
  • It is much easier to be critical than to be correct. (Benjamin Disraeli)
  • It is never easy being a mother.
  • If it were easy, fathers would do it.
  • It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.
  • It is not against the law to be stupid, but it is stupid to be against the law.
  • It is not always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
  • It is not a war on drugs; it’s a war on people.
  • It is not happiness that makes us grateful, but the gratefulness that makes us happy.
  • It is not how busy you are, but why you are busy- the bee is praised, the mosquito is swatted.
  • It is not how much of your money you are going to give to God, but how much of God’s money you are going to keep for yourself.
  • It is not how much we do, but how much love we put into doing it.
  • It is not how much we give, but how much love we put into giving. (Mother Teresa)
  • It is not raining. The sky leaks.
  • It is not ‘seeing’ the light that impacts one’s life; it is never ‘ceasing’ to see the light that impresses one’s life, spirit, heart and soul. (Diane Lahaie)
  • It is not talking but walking that will bring us to heaven. (Matthew Henry)
  • It is not that I disagree with you, it is just that I’m not in full accord.
  • It is not that we don’t know the right answers, it is just that we don’t ask the right questions. (Tony Robbins)
  • It is not the difference between people that is the difficulty; it is the indifference.
  • It is not the employer who pays wages- he only handles the money…It is the product that pays wages.
  • It is not the load that breaks you down; it’s the way you carry it. (Lena Horne)
  • It is not the lofty sails but the unseen wind that moves the ship.
  • It is not the moutain ahead that’s wearing me out, it’s the grain of sand in my shoe.
  • It is not the people who tell all they know that cause most of the trouble in the world- it’s the ones who tell more.
  • It is not the relation which is important, but the relationship that is important!
  • It is not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog.
  • It is not the speaker who controls communication, but the listener.
  • It is not the years in your life, but the life in your years that count. (Adlai Stevenson)
  • It is not what a teenager knows that worries his parents. It’s how he found out.
  • It is not what’s right about war, it’s about what’s left.
  • It is not what they say about you, it’s what they whisper.
  • It is not what you are that holds you back, it is what you think you are not. (Denis Waitley)
  • It is not what you gather but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.
  • It is not what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. (Dale Carnegie)
  • It is not your position that makes you happy or unhappy, it’s your disposition.
  • It is okay to visit your past just don’t bring any luggage with you.
  • It is OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
  • It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
  • It is one’s attitude at the beginning of a task which will, more than anything else, determine its outcome.
  • It is our responsibility, not ourselves that we should take seriously.
  • It is risky not to take risk. If you don’t take risk, risk will take you. (Archbishop Benson A. Idahosa – Nigeria)
  • It is seldom easy to do what’s right or right to do what’s easy.
  • It is strange how an earthquake 4,000 miles away seems less of a catastrophe than the first scratch on your new car.
  • It is taken me all my life to understand that it is not necessary to understand everything. (Rene Coty)
  • It is the pain of sacrifice or the pain of regret.
  • It is the wounded oyster that mends its shell with the pearl.
  • It is time to quit playing church and start being the church. (Keith Green)
  • It’s true that we don’t know what we’ve got until we lose it, but it’s also true that we don’t know what we’ve been missing until it arrives.
  • It is when we forget ourselves that we do things that are most likely to be remembered.
  • It is wonderful what God can do with a broken heart, if He gets all the pieces. (Samuel Chadwick)
  • It is your attitude and not your aptitude that determines your altitude. (Zig Zigler)
  • It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
  • It now costs more to amuse a child than it once did to educate his father.
  • I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose
  • I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.
  • It takes a day to find a friend, a moment to lose them but a lifetime to forget them.
  • It takes less time to do the thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong.
  • It takes more money to amuse todays children than it took to educate their parents.
  • It takes years to build up trust, and only seconds to destroy it.
  • It was all so different before everything changed.
  • I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
  • I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
  • I used to be Snow White…but I drifted. (Mae West)
  • I used to cry for I had no shoes to wear until I saw a man with no feet.
  • I used to have a photographic memory, but it was never developed….
  • I used to want to pack as much as I could into my life, but now I realize it’s more about quality of life than quantity. (Sharon Stone)
  • I value all things only by the price they shall gain in eternity. (John Wesley)
  • I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
  • I’ve learned to pick my battles; I ask myself, “Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?”
  • I’ve never been poor, only broke. Being poor is a frame of mind. Being broke is a temporary situation.
  • I’ve suffered a great many catastrophes in my life. Most of them never happened. (Mark Twain)
  • I’ve to say NO to the good so I can say YES to the best.
  • I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car …
  • I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam. I looked into the soul of the boy next to me. (Woody Allen)
  • I wear my wife’s eyeglasses because she wants me to see things her way. (Jayson Feinburg)
  • I went to a restaurant that serves “breakfast at any time.” So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
  • I wrote a song, but I can’t read music. Every time I hear a new song on the radio, I think “Hey, maybe I wrote that.”

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