One Liners – G

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with G.


  • Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
  • Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet)
  • Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness…
  • That gets better.
  • Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
  • Give a man a fish and he won’t starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won’t starve for his entire life. (African proverb)
  • Give God what’s right, not what’s left!
  • Give to a pig when it grunts and a child when it cries, and you will have a fine pig and a bid child. (Danish Proverb)
  • Give us clear vision that we may know where to stand and what to stand for, because unless we stand for something, we shall fall for anything. (Peter Marshall)
  • Goals are dreams with deadlines.
  • God alone is the judge of true greatness because He knows men’s hearts. (Mahatma Gandhi)
  • God answers knee-mail.
  • God can mend a broken heart but he must have all the pieces.
  • God creates a worm for every bird – but He does not throw it in the nest.
  • God didn’t promise us it would be easy or painless; He just promised us it would be worth it!
  • God doesn’t ask your ability or your inability. He asks only your availability. (Mary Kay Ash)
  • God doesn’t call people who are qualified. He calls people who are willing, and then He qualifies them. (Richard Parker)
  • God doesn’t discriminate … only religions do.
  • God gave us memories, that we might have June roses in the December of our lives. (James M. Barrie)
  • God gave us time so that everything wouldn’t happen all at once.
  • God gave us two ears but only one mouth . . . Some people say that’s because He wanted us to spend twice as much time listening as talking. Others claim it’s because He knew listening was twice as hard as talking.
  • God, give me courage to do what I can, humility to admit what I can’t, and wisdom to know the difference.
  • God give me work, till my life shall end. And life, till my work is done. (Winifred Holtby’s epitaph)
  • God gives every bird its food but he doesn’t throw it to its nest.
  • God gives us faces; we create our own expressions.
  • God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. (Reinhold Niebuhr)
  • God had promised salvation to your repentance, but he has not promised tomorrow to your procrastination.
  • God heals, and the Doctor takes the Fee. (Ben Franklin)
  • God is not moved or impressed with our worship until our hearts are moved and impressed by Him. (Kelly Sparks)
  • God is too kind to do anything cruel; too wise to make a mistake; too deep to explain Himself.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruit of the Spirit” over “religious nuts!”
  • God loves us not because of who we are, but because of who He is.
  • God loves us the way we are, but too much to leave us that way.
  • God loves you right where you are but he doesn’t want to leave you there. (Max Lucado)
  • God never said it would be easy …. He just said He would go with me. (J.G. Holland)
  • God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever.
  • God puts some in places of leadership to shoulder responsibility, not to enjoy privileges.
  • God sends no one away empty, except those who are full of themselves. (Dwight L. Moody)
  • God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
  • God’s will will not lead you where His grace cannot keep you.
  • God tries our faith so that we may try His faithfulness.
  • God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
  • Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
  • Golden Rule: Those who have the gold rule.
  • Good intentions are like seed pods that blow away in the wind, but good acts are like the seed planted in fertile soil.
  • Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
  • Good leaders are like baseball umpires; they go practically unnoticed when doing their jobs right. (Byrd Baggett)
  • Goodness is the only investment that never fails. (Thoreau)
  • Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. (Plato)
  • Good taste is boundless, while bad taste knows no bounds.
  • Good works are the fruit of salvation not the root.
  • Grace is the divine ability to cope with every circumstance.
  • Grandparents: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they’re sure you’re not raising them right.
  • Great men may die, but there ideas won’t. (Kelly Nelson)
  • Great minds … discuss ideas. Average minds … discuss events. Small minds … discuss people.
  • Greed is a lasting slavery. (Ali bin Abi Talib)
  • Growing old is like watching a great river erode your property and knowing you are helpless to stop it. (Robert G. Easterling)
  • Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
  • Guests and fish start to stink after two days. (Spanish Proverb)

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