One Liners – E

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with E.


  • Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
  • Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.
  • Early to rise, early to bed, makes a man healthy but socially dead. – Anamaniacs
  • Eat and drink with your relatives; do business with strangers. – Greek Proverb
  • Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.
  • Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
  • Education and intelligence aren’t the same thing!
  • Eighty percent of life’s satisfaction comes from meaningful relationships. – Brian Tracy
  • Engineer: a person who knows a great deal about very little and who goes along knowing more and more about less and less, until finally he knows practically everything about nothing.
  • Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. – Robert Brault
  • Enthusiasm can be like a fire that needs an occasional poke with a stick.
  • Equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is a balanced diet.
  • Even a mosquito doesn’t get a slap on the back until he starts to work.
  • Even a short pencil is more reliable then the longest memory.
  • Even if I’m not asleep, that doesn’t mean I’m awake.
  • Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there! – Will Rogers
  • Even in a pile of manure, a flower will grow.
  • Even Popeye didn’t eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.
  • Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
  • Even the smallest candle burns brighter in the dark.
  • Even though a marriage is made in heaven, the maintenance work has to be done here on earth!
  • Events are less important than our response to them.
  • Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
  • Everybody has a photographic memory. . . . Some don’t have film.
  • Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
  • Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
  • Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing.
  • Every crown is made for a head, but every head is not made for a crown.
  • Every day there’s sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news.
  • Every fool knows that he cannot reach the stars but it never keeps a wise man from trying. – Ronnie B. Woods
  • Every girl should use what mother nature gives her before father time takes it away.
  • Every good friend once was a stranger.
  • Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it.
  • Every man dies; not every man really lives. – Braveheart
  • Every man reaps what he sows, except the amateur gardener.
  • Everyone leaves footprints in your memory, but the ones that leave footprints in your heart are the ones you will truly remember. – Nicholas Sperling
  • Everyone needs to be loved . . . especially when they do not deserve it.
  • Everyone should carefully observe which way his heart draws him, and then choose that way with all his strength. – Hasidic saying
  • Everyone wants to go to Heaven, yet no one wants to die.
  • Every person is a fool in somebody’s opinion. – Spanish Proverb
  • Every successful man I have heard of has done the best he could with conditions as he found them, and not waited until the next year for better. – Edgar Watson Howe
  • Every ten seconds, somewhere on this earth, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
  • Everything is possible; just not too probable.
  • Everything that can be counted doesn’t necessarily count; everything that counts can’t necessarily be counted. – Einstein
  • Everything that irritates us about others can lead us to an understanding of ourselves. – Carl Gustav Jung
  • Every truth has two sides; it is well to look at both, before we commit ourselves to either. – Aesop
  • Everywhere children are schooled to become masters at answering questions and to remain novices at asking them. – Dillon, 1988
  • Examine what is said, not who speaks. – Arabian Proverb
  • Excuses are the easiest things to manufacture, and the hardest things to sell.
  • Expectations are for the unsure. – Peter Walstrom
  • Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
  • Expect people to do better than they are… it helps them to become better; but, don’t be disappointed when they are not- it helps them to keep trying.
  • Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  • Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you recognize a mistake when you make it again.
  • Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
  • Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you want.
  • Extraordinary: it is the “extra” that make us more than ordinary.

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  1. Great one liner stuff, always bringing a smile on my face.
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  2. Thanks Paul. Yeah, there are tons of good ones. I should cover the whole alphabet soon enough.

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  3. Great list of life advice. I am very much happy reading your posts.

  4. One liners are great for tweeting material as well


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