One Liners – C

 

List of 1 liners | one liners starting with C.

C

  • Can’t never did anything but fail. – Mr. Eaton
  • Can you remember when you didn’t want to sleep? Isn’t it inconceivable? I guess the definition of adulthood is that you want to sleep. – Paula Poundstone
  • Celibacy is not an inherited characteristic.
  • Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. – Warren Buffet
  • Challenges can be stepping stones or stumbling blocks. It’s just a matter of how you view them.
  • Change your thoughts and you change your world. – Norman Vincent Peale
  • Changing one thing for the better is worth more than proving a thousand things are wrong.
  • Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. – Abraham Lincoln
  • Character is made by what you stand for; reputation, by what you fall for. – Robert Quillen
  • Character is what a person is in the dark. – Dwight Moody
  • Charity begins at home. Success begins at work.
  • Charity may begin at home, but if it goes no further, it’s no longer charity. It’s clan loyalty.
  • Charm is getting the answer yes without asking a clear question. – Albert Camus
  • Cheerfulness is contagious, but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a “carrier”.
  • Chickens: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
  • Childhood is that wonderful time of life when all you need do to lose weight is to take a bath.
  • Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of every attempt to teach them good manners.
  • Children in the back seats of cars cause accidents, but accidents in the back seats of cars cause children.
  • Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. – Harold S. Hulbert
  • Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn’t have said.
  • Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
  • Choose a job you like and you will never have to work a day of your life. – Confucius
  • Choose well. Your choice is brief, and yet endless. – Goethe
  • Choose your love, love your choice.
  • Christians aren’t perfect, they’re just forgiven!
  • Church is the only place I know, where I can arrive late and get the best seats in the house!
  • Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. – William Temple
  • Church members are either pillars or caterpillars..the pillars hold up the church, and the caterpillars just crawl in and out.
  • Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
  • Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. – Mark Twain
  • Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
  • Cole’s Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
  • College is that bright interlude of freedom a young man has between subjection to his mother and submission to his wife.
  • Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
  • Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
  • Common sense is genius dressed up in work clothes. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • Communication by empathy is a talent that few possess.
  • Compromise: the art of dividing a cake so that everybody believes he or she got the biggest piece.
  • Conditions are never just right. People who delay action until all factors are favorable do nothing. – William Feather
  • Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
  • Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. – Earl Gray Stevens
  • Confrontation doesn’t always bring a solution to the problem, but until you confront the problem, there will be no solution. – James Baldwin
  • Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
  • Consider how hard it is to change yourself; and you will understand what little chance you have trying to change others.
  • Constant use will wear out anything… especially friends.
  • Consumers are statistics, customers are people.
  • Contentment is not to be found in having what you want, but rather wanting what you have
  • Contingencies have tendencies to become dependencies. – W. Thomas McQueeney
  • Conviction is worthless unless it is converted into conduct. – Thomas Carlyle
  • Copy from one its plagiarism, copy from two its research.
  • Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms.
  • Courage doesn’t always roar. Sometimes courage is the little voice at the end of the day that says…I’ll try again tomorrow.
  • Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. – Ambrose Redmoon
  • Courage is the presence of fear with the capacity to manage and overcome it.
  • Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak, courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen. – Winston Churchill)
  • Crime has already been organized. Now it’s up to the police.
  • Criticism should always leave people with the feeling that they have been helped.
  • Cultivate money and you grow rich, cultivate mind and you raise culture.

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